Tabloidology's Official Launch

High Prairie Reading Challenge Results!

Over 96 participants took part in the High Prairie Klutzhood Reading Challenge.  Congratulations to all of the participants, and thanks to the organizers, especially Kayla, for making the event such a success.  

And the winners are . . .

The St. Andrews girls team of Billie, Catlyn, and Jayna squeaking out a narrow two point victory!

How Reading Tabloidology Will Change Your Life . . . FOREVER!

1.  You will never look at a photocopier the same way ever again.

2.  You will be haunted by the question, “Is the news meant to inform or entertain?”

3.  You may have second thoughts regarding your ambition of becoming a school principal.

4.  Every time you bite into a pickle, you will think of Razor and his guitar.

5.  Every time you enter a public washroom, you will listen for voices coming from the strangest places.

6.  You will always attend school fundraisers with a feeling of anticipation and just a little fear.

7.  You will wonder what the photocopier’s real name is.

8.  If you ever hear the name Trixi, you will think of giant sewer rats, flying outhouses, and attacking maple trees.

9.  You will always wonder just exactly what the photocopier technician is really up to.

10.  Every time you look at a newspaper headline, you’ll think, “What if . . .?”

No April Fools' Joke!

On April 1st, Whoopee Cushions will be pulled out of secret storage cupboards, the lids of glue pots will be loosened and their contents dabbed in the strangest of places, and rubber snakes will make sudden appearances.  All this in the name of prankery!

Also on April 1st, and quite suitably so, I might add, my newest book, Tabloidology, will be unleashed upon the world.  

Why is April Fools' Day a suitable day to release this book, and let it run rampant across the planet? 

Simply because at the heart of this book is a prankster named Trixi Wilder who tries to make the world around her a little more interesting by dressing pigs up as Cupid, organizing softball games with water-filled balloons, and inviting guest speakers to bring their motorbikes down the halls of her school.  And when a photocopier begins to perform in ways that could only be described as magical, Trixi’s pranks are taken to a whole new level.

But that’s not all the book's about, of course.  There’s much more depth, intrigue, suspense, action, slapstick, and other elements that will make reading this book a truly momentous moment in any reader’s life.

If you want to pre-order a copy of Tabloidology– and let me assure you that you will– you can find it at:

http://www.orcabook.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=599

Happy April Fools' Day!

World's Smallest Bookstore?

In a recent visit to Hornby Island, British Columbia, I had the privilege of spending some time in what I think just might be the smallest bookstore in the world.  In the words of my late great grandmother, inside there isn't even enough room to swing a cat.  I'm not sure why you would want to "swing a cat."  I just know that it means the place is awfully small.  It's called 32 Books, although I can assure you there are far more than thirty-two books in this store.  This store proves that size is no barrier to quality!

Here's the challenge I'm throwing out to everyone.  Can anyone tell me about a bookstore that's even smaller than this one?  If so, I'd like to hear about it.

The Top Five Reasons Why I Like Saskatchewan

The Top Five Reasons Why I Like Saskatchewan

1.  On a cross country bicycling trip, my brother and I concluded that Saskatchewan tied one other province as the friendliest place in Canada.

2.  My grandfather homesteaded near Maple Creek in the early 1900s.

3.  My first book, Buddy Concrackle’s Amazing Adventure, was published by Saskatchewan publisher Coteau Books.

4.  It’s the most symmetrical province in Canada.

5.  Klutzhood  was nominated for a 2009 Saskatchewan Young Readers’ Choice Willow Award!

How can you not love such a province!

Where Do Ideas Come From? #4

Another event in Klutzhood which was based on a memory of mine was the scene where Arlo had to ride his bike through the school.  When I was in grade six, I went to a small boys’ private school.  The building was one long hallway from end to end with classrooms off this one long hall and doors at both ends.

After school one day, one boy dared another to ride his bike from one end to the school to the other and out the far door.  Unfortunately, he got caught by the janitor.  The next morning, at our regular assembly, the two boys were punished in front of the entire school.  (Let’s just say their punishment was rather painful.)  The incident of that bike ride through the school seemed to fit perfectly with one of the dares X gave Arlo.

So, there you go.  When you’re writing, the memory churns out ideas right when you need them.  The only catch is, I can’t force ideas to come forward.  They have to come forward of their own volition.  All I can do is relax, and keep an open mind.  Then, the ideas will just jump out of nowhere and announce their arrival.  In creative writing, there’s never a dull moment.